I misread the title as “I dreamed I was Madame X in my Maidenform bra:.
“Madame X” being a famous painting by John Singer Sargent. It was rather scandalous when it was first displayed. The woman in the painting certainly needed a lot of support.
I remember in sixth grade (before boobs really meant anything to me) I could not help but stare in amazement at the chest of one of our teachers, whose boobs were so conical and pointy that it seemed they’d poke holes through her sweater – I now realize she must have been wearing a Maidenform Bra.
My mother went to a college where the grades were awarded on a scale of 3, rather than 4. She once told me they had a poster in the dorm that read “I dreamed I was a 3-point in my Maidenform bra”.
I dreamed that I got my eyes gouged out by my maidenform bra.
I misread the title as “I dreamed I was Madame X in my Maidenform bra:.
“Madame X” being a famous painting by John Singer Sargent. It was rather scandalous when it was first displayed. The woman in the painting certainly needed a lot of support.
https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Portrait_of_Madame_X
I’m surprised these women even managed to wear such sharp bras. They look like an occupational health and safety hazard!
The jury one? I larghed! Seriously though, how for one second can anyone believe that cone shape was “natural”? o_O
What fun! I enjoyed looking at those so much. I’m so nostalgic! I am glad the ads showed women having adventure….in their bras. Ha ha ha!
I actually did dream once that I was at work in my bra. It was not exactly a good dream.
I remember in sixth grade (before boobs really meant anything to me) I could not help but stare in amazement at the chest of one of our teachers, whose boobs were so conical and pointy that it seemed they’d poke holes through her sweater – I now realize she must have been wearing a Maidenform Bra.
I would pay real money to see someone walking a tightrope in high heels, maidenform bra or not.
My mother went to a college where the grades were awarded on a scale of 3, rather than 4. She once told me they had a poster in the dorm that read “I dreamed I was a 3-point in my Maidenform bra”.
I would like to know why the “I dreamed I was the Venus de Milo” one doesn’t have an actual picture of the Venus de Milo in it. WTH?
Haha, that bull is like: “Aroouugh?”